How to Plan a Bachelor Party
By Tyler
Okay, guys, let’s face it. All of you have friends. Eventually, some of these friends are going to get married. So, this means at some point in your life, you’re probably going to be in charge of planning a bachelor party. Don’t panic!! I'm here to help. You might be asking, “Who are you, and how can you help me?” Well, for the past two years I’ve been a stripper for Select Entertainment. Working at, you guessed it, bachelor parties!! My life has been full of men stuffing dollar bills into my most intimate articles of clothing. So, I guess you could say that I know a little bit about them. The first thing you will need to do is figure out how many friends the bachelor has. If he’s a really popular guy, you might have to rent a hall or something. Some living rooms just can’t contain a whole lot of people. Besides, renting a hall is good if you’re worried about having your house trashed. These parties can get pretty wild. Having the party in a hall also means that everyone will probably have to buy their own beers. That means that no one person is stuck for the booze bill. Obviously, if you’re having the party at a hall, you will have to have the date and time in mind when you call to reserve it. Since Friday, and especially Saturday nights, are the most convenient for everyone, that’s probably when you’ll have the party. Keep in mind that a lot of other people think the same way and book your hall well in advance.
If the event is going to be at someone’s house, you’re going to have to provide stuff for everyone to drink. That means also having enough ice, cups, mixes, etc on hand for everyone. And remember, someone’s going to have to clean up afterward. Another big question is whether or not there’s going to be food served. If there is, you’ll have to make arrangements for that, too.
Once you have the date, time and place figured out, start inviting people. As the bachelor’s best friend, you probably know his other friends and his brothers. Ask them for help with the guest list. They probably know people that you don’t know. You should take up a collection from everyone so you don’t get stuck paying for everything. You can either get money in advance, or you can take money at the door from everyone. Or, if you are really generous and have money to burn, feel free to pay for it all yourself.
Now, on to the good stuff: the entertainment. It just wouldn’t be a bachelor party without naked girls running around. Yep, you got to book the strippers. This is no cause for alarm. There are many agencies listed in the phone book. However, the best way to find them is to ask friends for a referral. That way you’re pretty sure you’ll be satisfied and that the girls will show up. All you need to do is call the agency; they will walk you through the whole process of booking the girls. Please don’t be alarmed if a man answers the phone. They understand the business, and they’ve probably heard it all. Entertainment agencies get tons of crank and obscene phone calls. So as long as you speak to the person on the phone in a reasonably polite manner, you won’t offend him/her. If you have a request on the type of girl you want, let the booker know. Don’t be afraid to ask for a girl with big breasts if that’s what you want. Again, he or she won’t be offended. The person on the phone will ask you what type of show you want and take some other information from you. They will answer any questions you have and will tell you payment procedures and general information regarding the show. It is always appreciated if you call a day or two before the party to confirm it with the agency.
All right, the big night has arrived. Everyone’s at the party and having a great time. Make sure there’s a place for the girls to get ready before they get there. Most good agencies will send their girls with a driver. That will be the person to pay when they arrive. Not only does the driver keep the girls safe, he plays the music, introduces the girls, and perhaps most important, he carries one dollar bills to make change. While the girls are getting ready, he will go over the rules, give out ones to those who don’t have change, and answer questions. Then he’ll introduce the girls and the real party has begun. Now all you have to do is treat the girls with respect and throw money. If you do that everyone will have fun and it will be a night to remember.
By Tyler
Okay, guys, let’s face it. All of you have friends. Eventually, some of these friends are going to get married. So, this means at some point in your life, you’re probably going to be in charge of planning a bachelor party. Don’t panic!! I'm here to help. You might be asking, “Who are you, and how can you help me?” Well, for the past two years I’ve been a stripper for Select Entertainment. Working at, you guessed it, bachelor parties!! My life has been full of men stuffing dollar bills into my most intimate articles of clothing. So, I guess you could say that I know a little bit about them. The first thing you will need to do is figure out how many friends the bachelor has. If he’s a really popular guy, you might have to rent a hall or something. Some living rooms just can’t contain a whole lot of people. Besides, renting a hall is good if you’re worried about having your house trashed. These parties can get pretty wild. Having the party in a hall also means that everyone will probably have to buy their own beers. That means that no one person is stuck for the booze bill. Obviously, if you’re having the party at a hall, you will have to have the date and time in mind when you call to reserve it. Since Friday, and especially Saturday nights, are the most convenient for everyone, that’s probably when you’ll have the party. Keep in mind that a lot of other people think the same way and book your hall well in advance.
If the event is going to be at someone’s house, you’re going to have to provide stuff for everyone to drink. That means also having enough ice, cups, mixes, etc on hand for everyone. And remember, someone’s going to have to clean up afterward. Another big question is whether or not there’s going to be food served. If there is, you’ll have to make arrangements for that, too.
Once you have the date, time and place figured out, start inviting people. As the bachelor’s best friend, you probably know his other friends and his brothers. Ask them for help with the guest list. They probably know people that you don’t know. You should take up a collection from everyone so you don’t get stuck paying for everything. You can either get money in advance, or you can take money at the door from everyone. Or, if you are really generous and have money to burn, feel free to pay for it all yourself.
Now, on to the good stuff: the entertainment. It just wouldn’t be a bachelor party without naked girls running around. Yep, you got to book the strippers. This is no cause for alarm. There are many agencies listed in the phone book. However, the best way to find them is to ask friends for a referral. That way you’re pretty sure you’ll be satisfied and that the girls will show up. All you need to do is call the agency; they will walk you through the whole process of booking the girls. Please don’t be alarmed if a man answers the phone. They understand the business, and they’ve probably heard it all. Entertainment agencies get tons of crank and obscene phone calls. So as long as you speak to the person on the phone in a reasonably polite manner, you won’t offend him/her. If you have a request on the type of girl you want, let the booker know. Don’t be afraid to ask for a girl with big breasts if that’s what you want. Again, he or she won’t be offended. The person on the phone will ask you what type of show you want and take some other information from you. They will answer any questions you have and will tell you payment procedures and general information regarding the show. It is always appreciated if you call a day or two before the party to confirm it with the agency.
All right, the big night has arrived. Everyone’s at the party and having a great time. Make sure there’s a place for the girls to get ready before they get there. Most good agencies will send their girls with a driver. That will be the person to pay when they arrive. Not only does the driver keep the girls safe, he plays the music, introduces the girls, and perhaps most important, he carries one dollar bills to make change. While the girls are getting ready, he will go over the rules, give out ones to those who don’t have change, and answer questions. Then he’ll introduce the girls and the real party has begun. Now all you have to do is treat the girls with respect and throw money. If you do that everyone will have fun and it will be a night to remember.
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